🙈 Not My Circus, Not My Monkeys Tote 👜

$27.00

When life feels like a three-ring circus, remind yourself: not your problem, not your monkeys. This tote is the perfect blend of sass, zen, and survival mode for anyone juggling chaos they didn’t sign up for.

🎨 Design Features:

  • Cartoon character meditating in the middle of the chaos 🧘‍♀️📄💻

  • Quote: “Not my circus, not my monkeys” wrapped around the design

  • Relatable, funny, and a whole vibe

👜 Tote Details:

  • Made from sturdy, eco-friendly cotton canvas

  • Spacious enough for books, laptops, wine bottles, or snacks for the real circus

  • Long handles for easy carrying

  • Reusable + sustainable

💡 Perfect For:

  • Work, school, and anywhere drama follows you

  • Gifting to your no-nonsense friend

  • Errands when you need a reminder to stay unbothered

✨ Carry calm in the chaos, because their monkeys are not your monkeys.

When life feels like a three-ring circus, remind yourself: not your problem, not your monkeys. This tote is the perfect blend of sass, zen, and survival mode for anyone juggling chaos they didn’t sign up for.

🎨 Design Features:

  • Cartoon character meditating in the middle of the chaos 🧘‍♀️📄💻

  • Quote: “Not my circus, not my monkeys” wrapped around the design

  • Relatable, funny, and a whole vibe

👜 Tote Details:

  • Made from sturdy, eco-friendly cotton canvas

  • Spacious enough for books, laptops, wine bottles, or snacks for the real circus

  • Long handles for easy carrying

  • Reusable + sustainable

💡 Perfect For:

  • Work, school, and anywhere drama follows you

  • Gifting to your no-nonsense friend

  • Errands when you need a reminder to stay unbothered

✨ Carry calm in the chaos, because their monkeys are not your monkeys.